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i just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, ok? there are no rules in the house. I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.

нужные at your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. you're going to want to take off your clothes and touch each other. but if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia and die.

анкета she's so pathetic. let me tell you something about janis ian. we were best friends in middle school. i know, right? it's so embarrassing. i don't even... whatever.

организационная this has been an emotional day for all of us. i think we should get naked. don't ask questions. just give in to the power of the tea.

конкурсы there was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two finnish dwarves and the maori tribesmen, where i thought, "wow, i could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".

снс-эпизоды scotty doesn't know that fiona and me do it in my van every sunday. she tells him she's in church, but she doesn't go, still she's on her knees

реальность enjoy bratislava. it's good you came in summer, in winter it can get very depressing.

альтернатива no, no, no, i get it, yeah. he's the girl, you're the girl. sometimes you're both the girl. right, right? that's hot. but, you know, whatever works for you. i'm not gonna judge it.

соц. сеть oi! this is a private members bar, exclusively for supporters of the greatest football team in the world, manchester united, now please. enlighten me.

флуд yo, yo, yo, whassup, whassup? it's time to get busy! so let's kick this shit, and knock the ck off your pants, yeah!

личные темы i don't know what's scarier, neurotic cheerleaders or the pressure to win. i could make a killing selling something like diet prozac.

реклама you put the "suck" in "liposuction" you put the "ooo" in "jiu-jitsu" you put the "ism" in "this is all just a defense mechanism".

партнерство this isn't a cheer-ocracy, i am the cheer-tator, i make the cheer-isions, i will deal with the cheer-onsequences. if there are no cheer-uptions, we can cheer-tinue.

архив тем it's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. that's why i manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

архив анкет duh duh... duh duh... duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh... salsa shark! we're gonna need a bigger boat! man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. shark's in the salsa. our shark.

архив эпизодов you get me slapped with a fine. you pick fights with the customers and i have to patch everything up. you get us chased out of a funeral home by violating a corpse. to top it all off, you ruined my relationship with veronica! what's your encore? do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?